Sunday, February 5, 2012

Time line of PICNESS.

Ellie Helen,

Words can't describe this amazing, beautiful, gorgeous, relationship. Despite me hating you because I thought you hated me in 7th grade.. we've been friends ever since without any real 'complications'. This "time line" shows us being awesome from 8th grade all the way to present (last month) day. 8th grade basketball, parties, frosh basketball, team bonding, chem, my birthday, school one day, another party, and me being the best Madeira High school girls basketball videographer ever, are featured in this post. Most of these are very unattractive of me but I will deal with it. I'm not going to write captions for all of these because for whoever sees this probably knows us and can figure out what most of these are about. I hope you have thee best SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN ever and that your day is amazing.

Much love.

<3 Clare Shelby Gordon.













Sunday, January 8, 2012

Merry Late Christmas! (Pre xmas Shananagins)

With Christmas comes all these fun pre- getting ready awesomeness. I'm sure all of you know that.. Anyways, all of these are pretty much all of my sister because she is just that more interesting than I am.. so, on to the post..

Look at that tree. Isnt it just fabulous. I wish something else extremely interesting happened that I could talk about but nothing did.. I saw the tree called my madre over and my step dad cut it down. Boom.

However one thing interesting did happen.. I decided to give my sister a quite fun time by pulling her around.. but as always something bad happened. The sled hit a stump and she flew out. I thought it was pretty entertaining but I feel like behind my sisters laughs she was crying deeep dooown inside. At least I would because I'm a big baby. But most of you already know that. (Notice the puffy coat sweatpants combo. That is probably the best combo ever so don't judge you wiener faces)

"I'm a cookie decorating goddess."

I was not here while this was being taken but it sums up my sisters diabolical attitude.


She takes after someone pretty cool.

Shall we go back in time to Thanksgiving?

So, Thanksgiving was quite a while ago but hey that really doesn't matter. My Thanksgiving was quite the interesting one.. as always. Considering it's my family you should be expecting some fun. :D

Look at part of this great family all looks fantastic right? Besides the fact that my shirt is puffed out and I look about 100 pounds fatter than I am.. (My self-conscience self just had to point that out.) But yeah, this looks like a great time! Lets see some more pictures!


Hmm, potatoes from a box. Classy. (My Grandmother wasnt too thrilled about this.. and neither was I. To tell you the truth mashed potatoes are the staple of any meal.. that's probably just my opinion.)

On to what is the real most important part of the meal. The turkey. Hehe. Well, it was thought to be a good idea to put it in the crock pot and cook it like that but it turns out when you do this it looks like one of the hyenas from Lion King got a hold of it first. My Mother found this the most entertaining part of the whole day.. not sure if I can blame her.

Buuut everything turned out quite well. The food was great (even the turkey and mashed potatoes) and half of the family was there. For a crazy family I feel like it was pretty normal. Happy extremely late Thanksgiving, friends!


Saturday, November 12, 2011

Elbow Hell phase 2

So, a while back (a wayyy while back) I decided to rant the shiz out about my stupid elbow. Well, now I guess I will conclude that story.*sorta..

We left off with the Ultra Sound! Oh goody!!
That morning of the Ultra sound I didnt go to school in the morning and I slept in a really nice amount! Yeaaah! Then at like 8 we went in got signed in to the hospital got a bracelet (the super awesome scanning kinda that are really cool!!!) And sat in the waiting room. And waited. And waited. THEN, finally, they called me back. I probably thought this was a super long time because I was really anxious and this was the moment that they would have the results in to tell me what was going on!!! Yes!! So I go back there and theres this really huge Ultra Sound monitor and all these funky wires and crap but there was a T.V. playing some Disney movie.. Truth be told I was more interested in watching my nerve on the screen. But my doctor dude was super cool. He was an elbow specialist and reminded me a ton of my brother.. Which is kinda awkward but cool at the same time.. Okay, I'm going to get a little off topic sorta now.. There was this nurse in there helping him.. but he obviously knew what he was doing and she was CLEARLY annoying the crap out of him; me and my mom were trying not to laugh.. but in his defense she was super weird and trying to do everything for him.. Okay, back on topic. He got to the spot where the nerve was going over the bone and got the video of it to send back to my doctor. Then the worst part happened. After about 45 minutes of screening he turned to my mom and said something along the lines of, if we didnt correct this, would it impact her life? My mom was like, uh yeah.. softball/basketball is what she kinda really likes to do.. so he basically said that I was going to have to get surgery unless I wanted to live with the numb feeling and tingling in my pinky and ring finger. So here comes me, all emotional, sad, blah blah blah being a baby about this and how I'm going to miss everything in the winter.. But then I went to school and had a crappy rest of the day.

Next step. Going back to my doctor for him to say if I'll need surgery for sure or not.
Answer - yes.
My reaction - NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.

Back to the hospital a week later to meet my Surgeon. Really cool guy actually.. he went to columbia.. no big deal. I was officially on my way to surgery. He explained everything that was going to happen, how long I'd be in the anesthesia, how long the surgery would take, and how long recovery would be.. all of which were too long for me.. But I was really freaking out at the time.. because I didnt want to miss basketball or fall/ winter softball or driving or anything. And I was really sketched out about them putting me out.

The weeks before surgery I was going insanee.. I think you could tell this by my tweets. Sorry about that by the way. I was on google 100% of my time looking up things about anesthesia, recovery, vicodin, and anterior submuscular transposition of the ulnar nerve (the really quite fancy name for taking my nerve out of the groove, flipping it over my bone, and cutting my forearm muscle and putting it under there for a new path. YAY.) But I think I really had lost my marbles there for a while.

The big big day. Well, I guess we can start with the night before.. My solo attempt at an all nighter that turned into an epic fail. I was planning to pull an all nighter because it makes you super tired so I wasnt all hyped up the day of. So guess what I did. I did two art projects in one night! Talk about over achiever.. Actually I kinda was forced too since I wouldnt have my arm to do any art.. So I did all that by then it was like 8.. so I got on stumbleupon.. wasted some time on there.. I was up to 10 probably? maybe. Then I tried to do some homework.. but then I just fell right asleep. AWESOME. My mom woke me up at 5.. had some breakfast/ food for the last time all day.. then went back to bed. Woke up two hours later starving.. how was that POSSIBLE!!? I ate some blue jello though.. It was really quite tasty.. Then I cant remember what happened after that but I remember being really hungry/ thirsty.

Pre OP and OP. I get there and sign in go to the surgery part the take me to my little room. Weigh/measure/temp/blood pressure/ everything they can possibly think of they test me. Then they gave me my little paper clothes (thank god I didnt have to wear a gown.. those are tacky and gross) So by this time I'm clearly going crazy in my brain. Then my surgeon comes in initials my arm (its funny because the writing just came of today..) and then my anesthesiologist comes in. She was supah coo! Haha. She was like in her 20's or something and her last name was Gordon.. Saweeet. She then asked me if I had any super awesome nick names and Im all like, uh, yeah, um, they call me Flash... Then shes all like OH MY GOD ME TOOOO! Instant friendship I guess. (I say friendship since she didnt kill me) Then they wheel me into my operating room and I believe that was the most nerve wracking part. (That was punny) Then I get my laughing gas, then the good stuff, then I woke up in my own room thing with like 4 people around me. Giving me morphine, vicodin, and all this great loopy stuff. And then I changed and got into the car. Then I got really car sick.. But I didnt throw up! Bonus for me!!!!!

That night I had a few visitors! Yay! They made me so happy! Hah, I kinda already was extreamly happy but I think that was the intense drugs I was on.. but anyways. Ellie, Nicole, and Maggie on the first night! So much fun! They brought me food and a magazine even though I said not to... but thats not the point. I had people to talk to and it was funnn. I feel really bad because I cant really remember what we talked about but I know it was good because I remember laughing and I remember where people were sitting/ standing. Nicole on the ground, ellie in the chair, maggie by the couch.. See how good my memory is! (Watch me be completely wrong) But right after they left I just watched tv and tried to sleep but that was a fail.

But the next day I had more visitors and I was more aware of what was going on - sorta! Bonus point for me!! Olivia, Abby, Marge, Olivia again, Nicole again, and Ellie again came to visit me on a friday! Super nice of them! I had fun! And I actually slept that night! Details are not remembered however.

Then monday hell day came. By then I went through a whole bottle of Vicodin and Im not to sure if I was suppose to do that.. but they called me in and my surgeon wanted to cast it up instead of the splint it was in.. So at childrens they have this sweatshop room where everyones in to get casted. I had this evil lady who didnt read my papers at all and treated me like I had a broken bone. NO. Not the case lady. She takes my hand and forces it up after I tell her I cant obviously do that. I scream.. then cry.. then she gets my surgeon then he tries to explain to her I just got my arm sliced open and you know what she did.. she just blew him off too.. Not a good time. But I survived and I got a more comfortable glow in the dark sparkly cast that everyone signed in many colorful colors (for the record Ellie Korengel sign first.. In a few places)

Today. Now I have my cast of but the cast gave me hives so now I itch really quite badly but its okay. My arms really tender but I can almost make it straight/bend it.. my stitches are still in but they hurt really bad.. But Ill get over it. My hand and fingers are almost back to normal.. cant really type that well though but its all good :) Right now Im just ready to get my three month PT over with. BRING IT ON.

P.S. Thank you everyone who had visited me/ brought me stuff/ sent me stuff. None of it was necessary but it sure did make me smile :)

I seem to go MIA a lot

Oh.. Hi. Well this is really weird to be typing in this little box again (and Blogger has changed a shutload -- where is my font tool?).. But the good thing is I'm typing in the box again!! Wohoo. Type. Type. Type. Something I havent done in like ten years.. (maybe ten weeks?) But so much has happened I just cant even remember (some things I legitimately cant remember for reasons I will get to.) But I have no idea where to start ahh! So exciting. Well, it's the weekend.. I'm suppose to be studying right now but that's not occurring obviously.. So I guess I'll just say I'm taking a break from cramming for Euro. Sounds like a plan... hmm I seriously am lost thinking where to start as I ramble on.. Hm. Hm. Hm.

I always seem to think school is somewhat worth talking about so let's start there. Sophomore year... Why the heck did I take only one CP class?! I'm an idiot. I'm thinking my GPA is better though because of Euro (screw you chem).. Yay! Woot. Woot. Let's see... what else exciting has happened at school.. We won the float thing.. thats fun and exciting! Homecoming seemed to be a fail and no one went (Mayhaps this will change by winter? Probably not.) But for homecoming I had so much fun at my dearest Kaitlyns house with people and we ate food. Food is always good.. And I bearnied -> probably not appropriate for the new school rules. ZOMG. BEARNIE. To bad I look like a failing idiot when I attempt to do the dance. Buuuuuut second quarter is midway through which means break is upon us!! FRICK YES. Which also means I need to make a new paragraph for Christmas.

CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!
Things to do for Christmas--
1. Get a tree (Durh)
2. Decorate
3. Sing Christmas Carols with Ellie (Top song -- We are santa's elves (Thanks to Rudolph))
4. Bake cookies with Olivia!
5. Apparently Ellie and I are having a two man secret santa.. Thats obviously going to work out really well..
6. -Background information- C.O.K. A.K.A. Clare Olivia Kaitlyn -- this is our dance crew during 7th bell English.. we preform to the wonderful Madeira Choir and their glorious Christmas songs.. and sometimes we sing with them.. BUT ANYWHO.. we are totes learning the dance to Jingle Bell her!" -- Olivia Wilson..Rock.. I get to be Gretchen because "my hair is so big because it's full of secrets just like
7. Get presents for people.
8. Get presents for myself. - because I like myself also..
9. EAT GLORIOUS FOOD
10. Sleep
11. have 6 Christmas celebrations with my family (since we are dysfunctional and I have that many parts of my family.) (But hey, it's a ton of fun!!)
12. Go shopping of course with mah amis.

Pre Christmas week -
1. Cram the crap out for Exams.
2. Eff that.
3. Tweet about how I should be studying.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

ikk typuing this withi my toes11

Sorry guys, I just really had this compelling moment and HAD to type that title with my toes. Its suppose to say, 'Im typing this with my toes!!'.. Obviously that didnt happen, because my toes are really fat and I dont know how I was thinking that I could manage to hold the shift key down to get the exclamation thingys (cant remember if theyre called points or marks.. Exclamation points... exclamation marks... ) Anypoopers, on to the posty post.

Im bored. Its currently 9:47 on a Thursday (I literally just wrote down Sunday.. But I caught that and deleted it so no one made fun of me.. haha). I have done my homework - except for math- but I did do study island... And I spent the whole night writing my Alchemist Essay, which is legit crap. I really needed a decent grade in that class too.. Oh well.. I'll live.. End of the year grade is what matters the most! Gotta be optimistic here. What else happened that was exciting tonight... I ate dinner - The best sloppy joe ever and mac n cheese thats really bad for you because its this creamy kind.. but it so DANG good.. and finally I have to have desert - Lemon heads! Best candy ever.. that isnt chocolate.. The best chocolates in order are --

10) Hershey's Bar
9) Kit Kats
8) Crunch Bars
7) Toblerone
6) Three Musketeers
5) Mars Bars
4) Godiva anything..
3) Milky Ways
2) Twix
DRUM ROLL PLEASE
#1) Snickers

I love my snickers. So dang good... notice above, there isnt one candy bar listed that has a main peanut base to it.. I HATE PEANUTS. Gross. Well. Its now 9:57 Im tired.. Haha, NIGHTY NIGHT. nighgty n89iigghtr -- My foot says night also...

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

NICOLE IS 16!! Wa whattt


Hehe, this is your super awesome birthday post and you better like it or I might just cry.

Dear Nicole,

Hm where to start, where to start. Obviously today is your birthday. That's pretty cool right. I guess.. Hhpf I wish I were 16, dang it! Anywho.. This is about to be the longest most awesome birthday posts ever because you're just that cool, right? RIGHT. So I guess I will start with the actual letter..

I came to Madeira wayyy back in 4th grade. Yep yep! I was awkward, anti social, boorish, cocky, delicious, extra funky, great, high, junky, kooky, lemony, manly, new, oreoly, poopy, quail, rebellious, stupid, tasty, u..., very wallowing, xray fish, zany.. and obviously not much has changed. But we weren't friends. If I recall we actually met at the very end of 4th grade in the 30 days program and we were in Mrs. Kirks class. - side note: she did NOT like me very much. Well, it was that weird Egypt class and we were learning about those messed up people and what not... So like I said before I was kinda really extremely weird so I had no friends.. so I turned to you and decided to be straight up honest with you and told you that you looked like a cat. Jesus I'm such a bitch hahahahaha. But you gotta admit that its kinda funny because you don't look like a cat and I'm just a super bitchy 9 year old.. haha. So this is where our friendship begins.. well kinda.. not really.. Im pretty sure you hated me after that.. but hey, it didn't last long!

5th grade.. I remember nothing about 5th grade... maybe I was too busy telling people that they were stupid but you know.. its okay.

6th gradeee!!!!! YAY! This is the year we actually became friends. We would constantly AIM each other after school, on the weekends, and when ever the frick we wanted to I guess! But still we were just that cool! Then you were sorta never at school for reasons.. but we were still friends because we were just that awesome! WoHOO!!! Yay! I remember you were obsessed with fall out boy and I was just like taylor swift ftw betches!

Summer of 6th grade going into 7th. This is where you being a Jew came into play! Did you know you are my only Jew friend! Thats an accomplishment and you should be proud. Anywhoooo. You had your mitzvah -- bar or bat I never will cease to know because I always forget.. Well that was just super duper fun.. I still have the dress from it.. and sadly it still fits.. like can I please grow? But I guess I shouldn't say that since you are shorter than me.. Back to my story -- So that was really fun and we would always go to your house or the pool or just chill like freaking amazing people that we are.

7th gradeeeeee. I dont really remember 7th grade very well either. But I do remember that the Ouiji board was this year. Thanks for making me be scared of a piece of cardboard.. That was scary. And I think this was the year with the steam rollers with the big exercise balls and we would roll over Taylor.. but maybe Im thinking of a different year. Anywho.. friendship = still going strong.

8th grade. I hated that grade so we arnt going to go there.

FROSH YEARR. High school babyyy. Movie nights. Fun times. Ya ya yeahhhh. I dont really know what to say about last year.. hehe

Summerrrr. I went MIA until the last couple weeks and we chilled and watched movies.. AND when I babysat you was pretty fun but Ive blogged about that one all ready... Oh and you told me to start this blog.. thats pretty cool too..

Currently: what can I say.. Im writing you a blog post for your birthday... Oh, and we sit next to each other in euro.. thats pretty sweet... and we try to do our homework together on facebook but that just doesnt work.. :)

Yeeeeeeah. Thats the extent of my typing. My fingers hurt now. Youre very welcome. I still want some waffles but not a blue one... I forgot to mention that above.. hehaha. Eppa.. well I gotta write my dang paper for english because its honestly crap. HAVE A GOOD DAY BIRTHDAY GURL.